Settle in for the next riveting instalment of The Interview . Ooh..quick , it's about to start !
So...Pompadou , in regards to hair , how high is too high ?
I often get asked this , and frankly , if you have to ask , your hairstyle's still not quite high enough .
Hmm....just wondering , is this blog written in the same vein as your aspiring children's book - Pompadou ?
Good question . Yes , of course ! Heavens no ! This blog speaks for itself , and goodness knows what it's saying ! The punctuations appalling , not to mention the content . By the way...who writes these questions ?
Who do you imagine reads this blog , if anyone ?
Another good question . In order to write something - anything , you must have a good idea of who your audience is ( so I'm told ) otherwise your blog could end up like this one - a tangled mess .
Seriously though , I'd say mostly I'm writing to those who find themselves lost whilst looking for the Pompidou Centre .
Might I also add , that although the book - and I use that term loosely , since it is in actuality not a book but a figment , is for children , those who happen upon this blog aren't likely to be children per se , they're possibly lost literary agents and publisher's directed here by dandruff and flyaway hair . Fingers crossed.
Do you feel like a boof-head for blogging ?
Yes.....a bit , can you tell ?
I'd have to answer yes to that .
Most scared of...
Punctuation and the thought of dropping a can of dog food on my foot.
Favourite "beauty" secret for those with problem hair ?
Olive oil and apple cider vinegar as a hair treatment and reviver .
Firstly , apply the olive oil to your hair , leave for an hour , follow with a gentle shampoo and conditioner ( sulphate and cruelty free of course )
Rinse with cool water , to which is added a little apple cider vinegar .
Favourite expression ?
Do you mean smile , grimace or tongue in cheek ?