Once upon a time...( May 24th to be exact ) I gleefully received a
Mod Hair Ken doll for my Birthday which , by the way , I share in common with
Mr Bob Dylan who..by the way , shares nothing in common with Mr Mod Hair Ken who..anyhoo .
Happy Birthday to me..Oh ..and Bob too .
As for
Mod Hair Ken, there were no Happily Ever Afters .
He stuck on his moustache , tore off his gingham jacket..
stomped on it ! Arm wrestled G.I Joe...made him
cry !? Stole Barbie's Camper , took off down Dimora Avenue and hasn't been seen of since . Bad guy .