In the interest of getting to know each other , I've put together this mock interview , though, I wouldn't really bother reading it if I were you . I was misquoted .
Thanks for your time Pompadou . Care to answer a few questions ?
Pompadou - I'd be delighted , though nothing too impertinent I hope , I'm a little shy , though I really don't m...
What might we find on your dressing table ?
How dare you ask such an impertinent question , but since you're rude enough to ask...I only use the cheapest products available , for instance I'm a great believer in a yoghurt mask and a good face washer , neither of which you would find on my dressing table. Instead , you might find a tangle of hair , tinea creme , wart remover , conjunctivitis ointment , tweezers...stuff like that . I'm pretty low maintenance actually , except I....
Name 10 of your favourite things .
The colour grey because it makes all other colours come to life beside it . Op shops , Garage sales , Peace & quiet . Chocolate . Eggs Benedict . Lemongrass essential oil . Earl Grey tea . More Chocolate . A fragrant garden . Might I also mention that I'm lucky enough to have gardenia and jasmine growing , the scented evening air is truly Heavenly ! I also loooove....
What or who most inspires you ?
This is going to sound tacky , I know , but I find magazines very inspiring . I also love music , particularly , at the moment , the music of Serge Gainsbourg whom I ado...
Who , living or deceased , would you most like to invite to a dinner party ?
Hmm..let's see..I love this question ! I'd like to invite You , Marilyn Monroe , Louis XIV , Sir David Attenborough , Marie Antoinette , Roald Dahl , Akhenaten , Monty Python , Beck , Serge Gainsbourg , Enid Blyton , Madame de Pompadour..Oh !.and Leonardo De Vinci .
I think we'd all get along terrifically , though it's also highly likely I could be left out , in which case , you could all just GO HOME !
Also...since this is a fantasy , we would supp from a specially prepared menu by Heston Blumenthal* following the theme My Heart on a Plate....vegetarian preferably.
Does that sound too ..ah...impertinent ?
Yes .
What do you most believe in ?
Everything , Ghosts , Fairies , Martians , Sasquatch . The right to speak free.....
You now have a blog , why ?
Umm , apparently it is a modern day requirement , and thus far I blah blah blah...
Sorry I missed that , what did you say ?
I aim to post about 4 times a month , unless specifically requested to post less frequently .
Favourite word ?
Today it is Impertinent , which means to not show proper......
I think that is my cue to wrap up this interview .
Can I also just mention the petite websi....
* See related post - Reindeer Ice Cream .