Do you have a New New Years Resolution ? I do . Here it is -
For 2011 I will follow the exemplary example of Roald Dahl's Oompa Loompa peoples .
That is....
I will no longer guzzle down sweets ( of which , I am particularly fond ) umm...not turn into a giant blueberry ( sounds silly I know , but not entirely unlikely ) not be a snotty brat ( me ? never ! ) and...watch too much T.V .
Simple .
Oh....and like the Loompa's , take pride in my personal appearance.....particularly the new green quiff .
Happy New Year Vernicious Knid's , Whangdoodle's , Hornswoggler's and Snozzwanger's .