....allow me to let you on on a little secret .
Ready ?
I have never liked going to the hairdresser .
Ready ?
I have never liked going to the hairdresser .
Why ever not ? A visit to the hairdresser is actually really very rela....
Well , quite frankly , if you have to ask that question I'm guessing you have long , straight , silken locks , in which case , off you go brush it 100 times and leave me to my sad and sorry tale . Go on !...off you go !
Anyway , where was I . Oh..!
I , on the other hand , have always had what may be considered 'funny' hair .
For instance it was always curling like devils horns & misbehooving ( sic ) at the most inopportune moments ( old school swimming carnivals spring to mind)
Putting it bluntly , my hair was having way too much fun & the joke was on me . So , you might imagine that I would welcome a trip to the hairdresser , a chance to even things up a little . Exact revenge . No sir-ree bob ! ( No..a bob wouldn't have suited either )
Based on previous experiences I would often end up looking not too disimilar from Leonard behind me here , not that there's anything wrong with that !
So anyway...resigned , I'd climb up into the hairdressers chair , sit very still and wait....
until 10 years later and voila ! a hairstyle that finally suited me & my funny hair ,
though I'll admit , inspiration did have to be found somewhere in deep Outer Space . Here's a picture .
☢ ☄ ☍ ☊ ✳ ♀☉ circa 1978
Actually , conclusive photographic evidence of that style no longer exists , at least not here on this planet as we know it .
What I'm really trying to say is this . Whatever type of hair you have been blessed with , it does help to be friends , stick together through thick and thin ,the highs and the lows , be yourselves , share a laugh .
Oh !... and don't forget to sit still for the hairdresser , it could take anywhere up to 10 years you know .
Anyway , where was I . Oh..!
I , on the other hand , have always had what may be considered 'funny' hair .
For instance it was always curling like devils horns & misbehooving ( sic ) at the most inopportune moments ( old school swimming carnivals spring to mind)
Putting it bluntly , my hair was having way too much fun & the joke was on me . So , you might imagine that I would welcome a trip to the hairdresser , a chance to even things up a little . Exact revenge . No sir-ree bob ! ( No..a bob wouldn't have suited either )
Based on previous experiences I would often end up looking not too disimilar from Leonard behind me here , not that there's anything wrong with that !
So anyway...resigned , I'd climb up into the hairdressers chair , sit very still and wait....
until 10 years later and voila ! a hairstyle that finally suited me & my funny hair ,
though I'll admit , inspiration did have to be found somewhere in deep Outer Space . Here's a picture .
☢ ☄ ☍ ☊ ✳ ♀☉ circa 1978
Actually , conclusive photographic evidence of that style no longer exists , at least not here on this planet as we know it .
What I'm really trying to say is this . Whatever type of hair you have been blessed with , it does help to be friends , stick together through thick and thin ,the highs and the lows , be yourselves , share a laugh .
Oh !... and don't forget to sit still for the hairdresser , it could take anywhere up to 10 years you know .